Hide My Cheese
Joseph asks…
Where did you hide my cheese?
Tim answers:
It's in the refrigerator. Why do you always think someone is trying to steal your cheese?
James asks…
Pillsbury Crescent Hors D'oeuvres with Cream Cheese & Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning Topping?
My recipes are in storage and I am trying to find the exact recipe where you use Baked Crescent Rolls, put a mixture of Cream Cheese & Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning on top of baked crescent roll and add your choice of veggies.
Primarily, I guess I'm not sure if it's 1 package HVR seasoning per how many oz. cream cheese and what are some of the more popular veggie toppings. Thank you
Tim answers:
Is this it?
Veggie Canapes
2 pkgs. Pillsbury crescent rolls
1 pkg. Valley Ranch style dressing mix
1 8oz. Pkg cream cheese
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 cup each finely diced veggies: cauliflower, broccoli, red & green peppers combined, tomatoes and green onions.
Preheat over to 350 deg.
Unroll crescent doughs and pat out onto a cookie sheet sealing edges to make one large layer. Bake 8-10 minutes. Cool completely.
Mix 1/2 pkg of Valley Ranch Mix with the mayo and cream cheese. Carefully spread on top of cold crescent roll base. Sprinkle the diced veggies evenly over top of cream cheese mixture. Using an egg lifter, or any other large flat utensil, flatten the surface gently to compress veggies into mixture.
Refrigerate until ready to use. To serve cut with a pizza wheel into small canapes.
Jenny asks…
Poll: Why did you hide my parmesan cheese...?
and then make me go to the store in the middle of dinner to get more then put it back where it was and I found it when I came back from the store?
WTF?
Tim answers:
(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(Jadey just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)
Jadey came in and she caught me red-handed
Hiding the cheese
Picture this, I'm hiding the cheese, sprinkling it on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your plan of hiding the cheese
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true hider of cheese you have to know how to hide cheese
If she decides to make pasta, tell her to not use cheese
Tell her no when she makes the demand to use cheese
And you tell her it is high in fat and bad for you
But she caught me in the panty (It wasn't me)
Saw me digging through the fridge (It wasn't me)
I even went into the freezer (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the cheese on my fingers (It wasn't me)
Heard the canister fall on the ground (It wasn't me)
Heard the evil laughter getting louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Jadey came in and she caught me red-handed
Hiding the cheese
Picture this, I'm hiding the cheese, sprinkling it on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
Whenever you should see her make a mean baked mostaccioli
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to buy cheese in bulk
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
But she caught me in the pantry (It wasn't me)
Saw me digging through the fridge (It wasn't me)
I even went into the freezer (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the cheese on my fingers (It wasn't me)
Heard the canister fall on the ground (It wasn't me)
Heard the evil laughter getting louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Jadey came in and she caught me red-handed
Hiding the cheese
Picture this, I'm hiding the cheese, sprinkling it on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a cheese master
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing
Jadey came in and she caught me red-handed
Hiding the cheese
Picture this, I'm hiding the cheese, sprinkling it on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Steven asks…
where do u keep ur cheese? if u had a giant cheese wheel to hide, where wud u hide it?
♥
i keep mine in my pants. haha im lyin i keep it in my hoodie pouch 
!
plas i wud hide the giant cheese wheel, uh, i wud hide it, um. under my mattress *imagines the bulge in my matress an sweats* so, im not gud at hidin thengs
Tim answers:
It's not appropriate to say in public ;]
EDIT:
You would hide your cheese because it's CHEESE! Everyone loves cheese! Even people that are allergic to milk! You wouldn't want everyone to go and eat your cheese, would you?
MY CHEESE!
<3
Ruth asks…
How should I hide my dogs pill so he will eat it?
How should I hide my dogs pill so he will eat it?
it is about the size of a baby's thumb nail.....
but he hates to eat it plain so I have been hiding it in some cheese but I'm all out of cheese so I do not know what too do......
Tim answers:
Wrapping it in ham or turkey is good, that's what always worked for our dog.
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